Brad Pitt feels threatened by Angelinas relationship with Johnny Depp
The tabloids are continuing their hissy fit about Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie being in the same city at the same time (and even in the occasional film frame). OK!, In Touch and Star are all running various stories on Jolie-Pitt versus Depp-Paradis, and some of the stories are sort of unintentionally hilarious. Things I didn’t know: Angelina likes to do all of her love scenes nude; Johnny Depp really wishes he was getting it on with Helen Mirren; Brad Pitt has bodyguards spy on Angelina; Angelina flirts with Johnny in front of Brad; and finally, Angelina forced Brad to stay in Venice with her rather than attend the Oscars, because she’s a demon. This is all courtesy of Jezebel’s tabloid round-up:
OK! Magazine – In Johnny Depp/Angelina Jolie news, a source who has worked closely with Johnny says: “Trust me. kissing Angelina Jolie on camera is the least exciting thing he’ll do all year.… He likes to do movies that are a lot weirder. Johnny’s dream costar is someone more along the lines of Helen Mirren.” A different source says: “Brad doesn’t mean to act jealous, but he’s not comfortable letting his woman get really close to one of the sexiest men alive.”
In Touch Weekly – During the Oscars, Brad Pitt was in a rented home in Venice, drinking red wine alone. Brad wanted to fly to LA for the Academy Awards, but Angelina “put her foot down.” So he had to call all his LA buddies and tell them he couldn’t come over and play — including Jen, who was upset that Angelina “had come between” them “yet again.” On March 4, Brad, Angie and Johnny toured an art museum in Venice and Angie put her hand on Johnny’s chest and then put an arm around his neck. This “embarrassed” Brad, who turned his back, and a source says Angie “controls Brad like a puppet.”
Star Magazine – Vanessa Paradis has been checking Johnny Depp’s script for The Tourist so she knows EXACTLY when he’ll be working on love scenes with Angelina Jolie. A source says “Angie likes to do her love scenes completely nude.” A source says: “Johnny is the one guy Brad feels threatened by.” Brad has asked Angie’s bodyguards to report back about what’s the two are up to on set; “He doesn’t want to be the fool who doesn’t know what’s going on.”
[From In Touch Weekly, OK! and Star, courtesy of Jezebel’s MidWeek Madness]
Am I the only one enjoying the general tabloid consensus that Brad is now the “jealous mess”. Usually they cast Angelina in that role. I always enjoy a little gender equality! As far as what is actually happening (or not happening) between Angelina and Johnny… well, of course I have no idea. I’ve always wanted the two of them to work together, just because I think they probably have similar personalities and interests, but I don’t know how that translates into “affair”. But I’m an Angelina fan who acknowledges the possibility that it could totally happen.
Angelina, Johnny and Brad photos and photo side-by-sides courtesy of ANG/Fame Pictures.
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